How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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