I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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