Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So here I am, sexting at work.
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