I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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