didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
only if we run a train.
done.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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