Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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