I wannas sexs uuuuu
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
