Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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