just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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