oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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