I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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