This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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