That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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