can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
