exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Just puked most of my soul out..
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