Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
