How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Randomize
