If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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