She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
