Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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