Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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