is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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