are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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