In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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