it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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