She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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