Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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