Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We had sex on a dog bed..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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