Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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