I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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