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dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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