You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm too high and old for this...
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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