IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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