Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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