summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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