Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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