I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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