NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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