my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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