I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
