I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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