i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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