I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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