I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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