I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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