Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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