i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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