Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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