Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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