i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
