i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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